:: Thursday, June 23, 2005 ::

Polar bears are the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom

I have recently become aware of one of the greatest questions facing humanity as a whole: If you could turn into any three animals at will, which three animals would they be?

Truly a question for the ages. Herewith (and after great consideration) are my answers:

1. Wolf
A wolf is my first choice because...well, it's a wolf, and wolves are cool. Wolves are the ninja of the animal kingdom. Not because they have throwing stars, but because they ROCK. I'd turn into a big black one because those are the coolest wolves, among wolves at least.

2. Falcon
Falcon is my number two choice, for the whole flying thing + super keen eyesight. Flying would be cool. And that whole shutting down just by covering their head would do wonders for my sleep schedule.

3. Cheetah
Cheetahs are almost as cool as wolves. And they're fast. Have you seen those cats run? They do. Fast. If wolves are ninja, cheetahs are like Jedi, but without the lightsabers. Plus, it's been far too long since I've caught a gazelle by its throat and dragged it back to my tree. Trees are where cheetahs chill out when they're not running. And that's cool too.

So what three animals would you be?

:: posted by Rob 2:20 PM [+] ::

3 Comments:

I'd like to be a koala bear, 'cause they sleep the whole day, do nothing and look cute.

By  Truskawka, at 3:29 PM  

You already are a koala bear then! ;)

By  Rob, at 11:47 PM  

But nobody tells them that it's not ok, and I have problems because I spend too much time sleeping :)

By  Truskawka, at 12:25 PM  

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