:: Tuesday, October 12, 2004 ::

Some people call me Maurice

I've made it back safely from Stockholm, which was just as cool and fun as the last time. It was also warmer than here in Falun, which we noticed as soon as we stepped off the bus after three days in beautiful, balmy (relatively speaking, of course) Stockholm. I want to post more soon, but I am literally slammed with work for school right now, so instead I'll leave you with this:

How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a lightbulb?


The Answer is TEN:

1. One to deny that the lightbulb needs to be changed.

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the lightbulb or for darkness.

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new lightbulb.

6. One to take a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished."

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark"

8. One to viciously smear #7.

9. One to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has a strong light-bulb-changing policy.

10. And one to confuse everyone about the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

This election is being watched like a hawk over here, too.

Swedish words of the day: buske, which means "bush," and glödlampa, which means "lightbulb"

:: posted by Rob 1:38 AM [+] ::

2 Comments:

Do some people call you the space cowboy
Do some call you the gangster of love
Do some people call you Maurice (and you claim they do)

Which begs the question:
Do you speak on the pompetus of love? -- O.o

By  Anonymous, at 6:35 PM  

I *do* speak on the pompetus of love.

The real question is Do you know why they call me Maurice? (and why that's the title of this post?)
Fabulous prizes await the correct answer!

By  Rob, at 6:48 PM  

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